REVIEW: FACING THE GIANTS

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 5:01 PM

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Yippee! We actually got to watch a sports movie for once!

Obviously, I've seen my share of sports themed films in my day. I've debated and rearranged my list of the best on a regular basis so I was curious to see what kind of an impact this one made on me.

The movie is Facing The Giants and it's unique in many different ways, but mostly because it's a Christian film that made a splash in the secular world of Hollywood.

In fact, the cast was composed of volunteers from a local church, and it tells the classic underdog story about a high school football team.

In its first weekend, the film opened on 441 screens nationwide in the United States. Despite such a small number of theaters, the film opened in twelfth place with $1,343,537! Only three films in the top ten released that weekend grossed more per theater. For such a small budget - - $100,000 - - the film ultimately was shown in over 1,000 theaters and grossed over $10,000,000 as of January 2007.

Here is the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

Some critics complained that characters confronting problems from an explicitly Christian worldview belonged in church rather than portrayed in film. Josh Rosenblatt wrote, "its feel-good storyline, shopworn message, and bottomless sermonizing would have played better in Sunday school than on the big screen, which is - - let’s face it - - Babylon’s turf."

Wow. Well, at least he can admit what we've suspected about Hollywood since its inception. Even so, I disagree that films of this kind shouldn't be made. If you don't want to see it, don't go to the theater or rent the video. Plus, to suggest that a movie of this kind is in any way "damaging" to people who go to see it expecting to see "just a football movie" is dishonest.

It has all the elements of other great sports films, and the Christian worldview only adds to it. Don't take my word for it though. See it for yourself then get back to me.

I don't want to ruin it for you so all I'll say is that there are two incredibly powerful scenes in this film that gave me chills. One is in the middle of the picture when the team is practicing, and the other is towards the end just before the critical play in the championship game.

I'm giving it 4.5
Ben & Jerry's ice creams out of 5. I absolutely loved this film for so many reasons, and any time a movie can make you stand up and cheer as well as cry you know it's a good one!

REVIEW: GRACE IS GONE

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 4:43 PM

Yes, another John Cusack picture. The last one was extremely disappointing (at least to me) so I was hoping this time around would be much better.

The film is called Grace Is Gone and it's the story of a military family that has to make the ultimate sacrifice.

It is a 2007 drama tarring
John Cusack as a father who does not want to tell his two daughters that their mother has died while serving in Iraq. On January 29, 2007, it won the Audience Award for Drama at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival.

The music in the film also received two
Golden Globe nominations by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for the 65th Golden Globe Awards.

I was happy to reconnect with my buddy Cusack since he gave a stirring performance in this picture. Being a dad, I could relate to his struggles to want to try and protect and preserve their innocence (and happiness) for as long as possible.

Here is the trailer:


HUBBY'S REVIEW

A refreshing departure from the current crop of Iraq war dramas, Grace Is Gone is a heartfelt, finely acted portrayal of grief and healing.

Cusack really steps into the character of the uptight, grief-stricken Stanley and the little girls who play his daughters are amazing. Specifically, it's the story of a man and the special relationship he cements with his daughters as he takes them on a spur-of-the-moment road-trip delaying the inevitable moment when he must break the news to them that their mother has died in the line of duty in Iraq.

I remember my mother-in-law telling us before we watched it how it was very slow, drawn out, and boring at times. She didn't realize it, but that was a very astute observation on her part!

Where this film succeeds is by creating that exact sense and feeling of emotion so that the audience in a sense gets to experience what Stanley is experiencing in his moment-to-moment struggle with the truth.

I'm giving it 3.75
Ben & Jerry's ice creams out of 5. A moving story, and one we need more of these days so that we will always remember the sacrifices made by others for our sake.

REVIEW: THE HAPPENING

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 4:27 PM

Maybe it was dumb luck (or bad luck), but surprisingly this next film on our To View List had a connection to the previous waste of time known as The Ruins.

The one was called The Happening starring everyone's favorite
Marky Mark Wahlberg, and I just realized it was the third movie in a row we watched that not only had two words for its title, but that had the word "The" as the first of those two words. Weird.

In any event, this is the next feature film by
M Night Shyamalan who brought us some classics as well as some duds.

is a 2008 American apocalyptic horror film about people who inexplicably begin committing mass suicide. First they become disoriented and motionless, before resorting to the most convenient means of killing themselves. Initially believed to be a bioterrorist attack, the epidemic quickly spreads across the northeastern United States.

Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg), a high school science teacher in Philadelphia, receives news of the epidemic at school and decides to leave the city by train with his estranged and well-nigh-unfaithful wife, Alma Moore (Zooey Deschanel). They are accompanied by his friend and fellow teacher Julian (John Leguizamo) and his eight-year-old daughter Jess (Ashlyn Sanchez).

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

One thing I like about M Night Shyamalan is that he always seems to try and mix the spiritual with the secular in his films. The Happening is no different except (just like the other movies before it) he never quite goes all the way, and fully commits himself to making a bold statement as to what I feel he believes - - that there is a God, and that He is in complete control.

Instead, he gives us more global warming junk to explain the events in this story (read my own personal views on the subject of so-called global warming).

The Happening has received mostly negative reviews from film critics.
Rotten Tomatoes reported that only 18%, based on 198 reviews, gave positive appraisals. At Metacritic, which assigns a normalized rating out of 100 to reviews from mainstream critics, the film has 34, based on 38 reviews. I'm here to tell you they're spot on in their analysis. Be sure to read the "Critical Reaction" section for more here.

Many critics and audiences who have seen the film wondered if the movie was bad intentionally. Others ponder on the fact that the film was meant to be a throwback to B-movies in the past. Before the film was released, M. Night Shyamalan had this to say to CNN: "No. 1, it's a B movie. This is the best B movie you will ever see, that's it. That's what this is. If there's other things that stick to your ribs as you walk out, that's great, but it's supposed to be, you know, zombies eating flesh."

If that's true, and it was intended to be taken this way, the I say it's a smashing success. Otherwise, it's a serious disappointment. All we really have to go on is the director's own words prior to the release of the film. One wonders if his statements can be trusted or, if he began circulating this after various focus groups reacted negatively as well. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

I'm giving it 3.75
Ben & Jerry's ice creams out of 5 because it is a classic depiction of the famed "B Movie" from years past.

REVIEW: THE RUINS

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 4:01 PM

Next up on our Halloween 2008 horror-fest was The Ruins.

Based on
the terrifying bestseller by Scott Smith, The Ruins follows a group of friends who become entangled in a brutal struggle for survival after visiting a remote archaeological dig in the Mexican jungle - - where they discover something deadly living among the ruins.

What could it be? An ancient curse? A beastly monster? A group of ritualistic, cannibalistic tribesmen and women?

Actually, the truth is much more surprising!

Here's the trailer:



HUBBY'S REVIEW

Personally, I think it's far too easy to make a horror film these days especially if this is the type of junk that passes for "horror" on the big screen.

The writers and filmmakers come off as being simply lazy and uninspired to take on a work like this. I know it was based off of another original work, but how some studio thought that this was the story to make a film adaptation of is beyond me!

***SPOILER ALERT***

I'm not going to waste my time or energy writing a lengthy review so here goes. I hated this film.

Maybe it's the age of global warming nonsense that we're living it, but whatever it is I can tell you what this movie isn't - - it's not good!

Plants are the "monster" in this film? Seriously? Are you kidding me? I would've much rather preferred the good old "monster-that-lives-underground-below-the-pyramid" creature, but that's just me.

Sadly, it pains me to give this only .5
Ben & Jerry's ice cream out of 5. I believe that's a new, all-time low for us here at OMD!

REVIEW: THE SIGNAL

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 3:51 PM

Yes, I know, ANOTHER LONG HIATUS from this site. Sorry about that (do I sound like a broken record yet?), but it's not like I'm letting anyone down since I see that this site has failed to receive A SINGLE VISITOR for months! Well, I'm about to change all that starting now!

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There. I'm glad we got that out of the way. Now back to our regularly scheduled program.

It's unusual for Wifey and I to watch horror films. It's not because we're a bunch of wussies (ok, on second thought, maybe we are just a little bit), but because the plots are just so mundane, the acting horrible, and the entertainment value (watching people get tortured after their body parts are cut off and eaten) just isn't something we enjoy signing up for on most quiet evenings.

However, we decided to buck that trend for Halloween 2008 and so we rented 2 horror movies. The first one we watched was called
The Signal, which looked great in the previews we saw!

Here's the trailer:



HUBBY'S REVIEW

I've always been drawn to any kind of movie that has to do with the "end-of-the-world" and apocalyptic themes
given what I know to be fact.

On the surface, this film presented an interesting concept or at least one I had never seen before. The Signal asks us to consider what it would be like if all telecommunication devices broadcast only a mysterious transmission ("the signal"), turning people insane.

The film is broken up into three "transmissions" (chapters) each of which had different directors during shooting. Each part manifests elements of one of the following genres: visceral horror, black comedy, and mystery-love story.

The fact that it's told in three distinct parts from four completely different directors is not "unique," but something that is not lost on the viewer. In fact, it actually works against the film.

The first "transmission" slowly built to a crescendo and succeeded by drawing us in and keeping us on the edge of our seats. Yet, the second "transmission" completely ruined the film as this particular director that it would be fun to make it a comedy of sorts, and that eliminated any chance that the audience would remain emotionally involved with the characters the rest of the way. At least the third "transmission" sort of returned to the mood and style of the first, but it spent most of the time reestablishing that feeling instead what should have been its turn to build off of it to an exciting conclusion.

Whose idea was it to go with four different filmmakers anyway!?! It was a terrible decision to go that route in the opinion of this humble critic. I will say that one interesting tidbit that I enjoyed learning about this picture is that it was completed for the 2007 Sundance Film Festival on a budget of only $50,000 and shot over the course of 13 days! That's pretty remarkable.

All in all, I'm not surprised that I was disappointed by a horror film, but given this movie's original premise I was mad that it didn't deliver like I expected it to.

I'm giving it only 1
Ben & Jerry's ice cream out of 5.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I don't believe we've ever reviewed a documentary on this site as one of our movie dates, but there's always a first time for everything.

Unfortunately, Wifey doesn't subscribe to that same philosophy so yours truly was flying solo once again when it came time to watch and review this one.

Let me just start by saying that I have a new personal favorite flick in my Top 10! This one was excellent!

It's called The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters and it's a story about a middle school science teacher named
Steve Wiebe as he tries to take the world high score for the arcade game Donkey Kong from reigning champion Billy Mitchell.

I honestly don't remember how I learned about this incredible epic, but I do remember that it was the trailer that really got my attention. Watch it for yourself and let me know if it has the same pull on you.

Here's the trailer:

HUBBY'S REVIEW

Within the first 10 minutes of this one I hit the pause button. The reason? I needed to know if I was actually wacthing a real-life documentary or not because the first few minutes had the distinct feeling as if I were watching a mock-u-mentary akin to TV's The Office.

After a quick Google search, I soon realized that I was going to be treating myself to one of the most unique and mesmerizing stories I had ever seen - this was a real story, about real people, real places, and real events!

That's what makes this film so compelling. The video game subculture is definitely unique (no shocker there), but the story of these two men - and average middle-class school teacher and a charismatic, arrogant business owner - competing for the title of the Best Donkey Kong Player in the World was captivating.

The entire thing has a Rocky feel to it because Steve Wiebe is definitely the clear underdog who just wants to make his mark upon this world. Even his own moving backstory is told brilliantly to get the audience to sympathize with him and, ultimately, to root for him.

Yet, the most amazing part of this documentary is watching Billy Mitchell's fall from grace because he doesn't handle it with grace at all. In fact, he's comes across as a real jerk for many reasons.

The King of Kong is funny and compelling with more than a few poignant insights into human behavior. There's more drama in this small documentary than in most serious Oscar contenders. A marriage is on the line, integrity is tested, and friendships falter - all in the name of a video game called Donkey Kong.

Do yourself a favor and rent this one today. I assure you that you won't be disappointed.

I'm giving it 4 Ben & Jerry's ice creams out of 5.

REVIEW: SEMI-PRO

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 1:03 PM

Next up was the newest feature film starring Will Ferrell. This time it was Semi-Pro, a movie that was shot in Los Angeles near Dodger Stadium (in the gym of the Los Angeles City Fire Department Training Center), in Detroit and in Flint, MI.

This movie is Ferrell's homage to the wild, afro-picked splendor of the short-lived American Basketball Association that thrived in the seventies before the rise of the NBA. Though the Flint Tropics are a fictional team, the real ABA was every bit as wacky, unhinged, and, yes, entertaining as Semi-Pro itself.

Without giving too much away just yet, it's is an intermittently funny, half-hearted attempt at sports satire, and one of Will Ferrell's weaker cinematic efforts.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

As a sure sign that Armageddon is upon us (or is it that I'm just getting old at the ripe young age of only 29?) this was another Will Ferrell movie that I didn't care for.

What is going on in this world? I feel out of sorts because this is becoming a trend with me. Personally, I feel like things started going downhill after Old School.

Sure, there are some funny moments and a handful of witty one-liners, but I only laughed out loud 2-3 times through this entire film. I expect more from one of Hollywood's best and brightest comedic actors.

Without ruining it for people, one of those "laugh-out-loud" moments for me was when Ferrell's character got into a fight with the referee. Classic! Hilarious!

Stephen Silver from The Trend said it best when he wrote, "Aside from the 'fro and his sport of choice, Jackie Moon is really no different whatsoever from Ricky Bobby, or whatever Ferrell's character's name was in Blades of Glory."

I'll give this one only 2
Ben & Jerry's ice creams out of 5. Will - please make an Old-School caliber film again.

JOAQUIN PHOENIX RETIRES

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 12:06 PM

Joaquin Phoenix, who turned 34 years old just yesterday, stunned E! Online reporter Jason Kennedy with the announcement that he would be retiring from acting.

The two-time Oscar nominee stated this on the red carpet at a Monday benefit for the Association of Hole in the Wall Camps, a charity founded by Paul Newman.

Phoenix said that "
Two Lovers," his upcoming romantic drama with Gwyneth Paltrow and Vinessa Shaw, will be his final on-screen role.

Phoenix is apparently giving up acting to pursue music, a passion of his since he learned to play guitar to play the role of Johnny Cash in 2005's "
Walk the Line."

According to
Billboard, Phoenix is working on an album with Tim Burgess, frontman for the UK group The Charlatans. Burgess said, "Once he learnt guitar he found that he had quite a lot of demons inside himself that he wanted to expel through music."

Loved the guy in both Gladiator and Signs and it's too bad we won't get to see more of an actor whom I felt was just coming into his own with his best work still ahead of him.

I must say that I'm extremely shocked by this news. It's a bold and brave decision especially in Hollywood, but Our Movie Date wishes him all the best in his future endeavors.

RECOMMENDED READING:
Joaquin Phoenix Shocks With Retirement Announcement

REVIEW: THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 5:07 PM

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Great! Yet, ANOTHER film based on a novel, and a historical fiction novel at that! I'll admit that this was our sentiment going in to this movie date.

The Other Boleyn Girl is a historical fiction novel written by British author
Philippa Gregory, based on the life of 16th-century aristocrat Mary Boleyn. Reviews were mixed; some said it was a brilliantly claustrophobic look at the palace life in Tudor England, while others weren't convinced. Either way, it has enjoyed phenomenal success and popularity since its publication in 2002 and has spawned five sequels not to mention this feature film.

Ultimately, though it features some extravagant and entertaining moments, The Other Boleyn Girl feels more like a soap opera than historical drama.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

During my research, I learned that A
ninety-minute television drama based on the novel was broadcast by the BBC in 2003. It had a relatively low production budget and was filmed using modern camera techniques, with much of the script improvised.

In contrast, on the Bonus Disc that comes with this movie (the 2008 feature film adaptation starring
Scarlett Johansson as Mary, Natalie Portman as Anne, and Eric Bana as Henry VIII) screenwriter Peter Morgan discusses the dilemma he faced in adapting Philippa Gregory's 600-plus-page novel for the screen. He ultimately decided to use it merely as a broad guideline for his script, which Gregory felt perfectly captured the essence of her book, although many plot elements were eliminated, diminished, or changed. Among the more notable deviations in the film, Mary's marriage to William Stafford, a major part of the book, is mentioned only in a note just before the closing credits, Anne and George decide against committing incest, and there are no overt references to George's homosexuality.

Personally, I came away from it all pleasantly surprised and actually wanting to learn more about this time period and these people who left their mark upon history. In that sense, it's EXACTLY the way Heather Huntington of ReelzChannel.com described it when she wrote, "A run-of-the-mill costume drama that made me think more about running home and Wikipedia-ing the characters than investing in the story before me." That's a little stronger than my feelings about the movie, but you get the point.

I also think it was the perfect cast for this type of story and for these types of characters. It was nice to see Natalie Portman in something other than Star Wars.

Thank the Lord that we no longer live in a time when women are traded and used like cattle; objects for man's lust. Wait, my mistake. Look at how short we've come in 500 years. Sad.

As period pieces and adaptations go, I will give this one a 3 out of 5
Ben & Jerry's ice creams.

REVIEW: AWAKE

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 4:56 PM

Monday, October 20, 2008

Finally, I get to see a movie starring Hayden Christensen that doesn't involve Sith Lords, the Jedi, or the Force.

In all seriousness, I've seen him in other non-Star Wars related roles and he's actually a pretty good actor. Wifey was very eager to see him along with a recognizable cast in the film Awake while I was just sort of ho-hum about the whole thing.

Awake has an interesting premise and it's an unsettling thriller that highlights a deeply troubling medical problem. "Anesthetic awareness" is a rare but dangerously prevalent condition that affects nearly 30,000 individuals a year, in which patients who have been put under anesthesia before surgery remain paralyzed while still being aware of their present situation.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

Finally! A movie that didn't stink or feel like a complete waste of time! Ironically, this was a movie that didn't really get me all fired up from the movie trailers.

Then again, it's outlandish, preposterous, contrived, and an implausible thriller which happens to be fun if you ignore the fact that it's outlandish, preposterous, contrived and implausible.

So, what's the deal then? Why did I like this and come away happy about the movie date? Perhaps is was merely due to the simple fact that it was an ORIGINAL CONCEPT and, yes, there were a volley of plot twists that'll have you slapping your head in disbelief, but I didn't see many of them coming and I didn't think they were too far-fetched.

I also thought the film had a nice pace to it. When we reached the end of the story I looked at Wifey and said, "Wow! That was surprisingly pretty entertaining and good! It wasn't too long either."

Awake feels like an Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode unfolding in slow motion, with each new revelation only coming a reel or two after viewers have guessed it. Crazy, but fun!

I give it 2.75 Ben & Jerry's out of 5.

REVIEW: IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 4:44 PM

Typically, we'll shy away from any kind of movie that we hear/read is anti-American.

Wifey and I love this great nation of ours and are patriotic so when a film comes along that we feel unfairly characterizes our beloved country and casts it in a negative light for the world to see we simply won't waste our time with it.

In The Valley Of Elah was a film that came highly recommended even if we were a little hesistant given what little bit we already knew about it's storyline.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

I was fascinated to learn of the Biblical connection to this movie. The valley gets it name from the Elah Tree, a type of oak or Terebinth Tree. This large and old Elah Tree still remains in the valley, reminding visitors of the day when trees proliferated in the Shephelah.

The best view of the valley is from the commanding hilltop of Azekah. This strategic city was wisely fortified by Rehoboam, and it was one of the last cities to fall to the Babylonians in the invasion of Judah in 586 B.C.

The valley below - the Valley of Elah - is the location of the epic battle between David and Goliath.

Entertainment Weekly's Owen Gleiberman wrote it best, "In the Valley of Elah, the first film Paul Haggis has written and directed since Crash, is exactly the sort of movie America needs right now — a lacerating, bone-deep inquiry into the war in Iraq, one that struggles to find meaning in the very chaos of that conflict. It's no secret that those of us who have never been in a war have probably ingested much of what we 'know' of the experience of combat from the movies. In the Valley of Elah isn't a combat film per se, but its dramatic power is rooted in the violent mystery of battle — in the awe and anxiety and, yes, the curiosity we feel when we imagine our soldiers in a place like Iraq and think, What is it that defines this war? This particular hell? The film is actually a Stateside murder mystery."

In that sense, it is an engrossing murder mystery, but also an in-your-face anti-war, anti-American statement. Political commentary aside, it also features a mesmerizing performance from Tommy Lee Jones.

I should also mention that I took issue with Jones' character describing to another character the story of David and Goliath. In essence, he goes on and on about how the Bible is all allegorical and a book of nothing but metaphors and good stories that could teach a lesson. There is absolutely no truth to them whatsoever especially not when it comes to the story about a young shepherd boy killing a fearsome giant.

Just looking at that within the context of the story (setting - both cultural, geographic, political), and in relationship to the type of character that was uttering such nonsense, it didn't seem plausible since most rugged men and women like Jones' character that I know in that part of the country (military families no less) all have a firm foundation and faith in Jesus Christ and His Word in the Holy Bible.

So, again, if realism is what they were after, they failed miserably there and I guess decided that it was an acceptable ommission in order to perpetuate the anti-war, anti-American theme of the movie. This is where things became transparent for me.

Regardless of which side of the political fence one sits on, In the Valley of Elah's power can't be denied and the strong acting must be appreciated.

Jones makes the father's pride, determination, stubbornness, patriotism, and love extremely, utterly believable, sympathetic, and involving. He produces a stiff ex-soldier whose clipped speech and manner hide a seething mass of apprehension and guilt. His low-key turn as a man forced to question everything from the kind of father he was to the nature of the country he fought for is moving.


Even so, I gave it 1.75 Ben & Jerry's out of 5. It just didn't impact me like it did for others.

REVIEW: THE HEARTBREAK KID

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 4:20 PM

Ah, Ben Stiller. There are probably only three comedic actors who I would go see at the theater no matter what kind of role they were starring in - Jim Carey, Will Ferrell, and the aforementioned Mr. Ben Stiller.

It's been awhile since one of our movie dates gave us the chance to laugh out loud and just relax. Up until we watched The Heartbreak Kid we were working on a steady diet of chick-flicks and manly-movies.

The Farrelly Brothers add their trademark bounty of bodily functions to this remake of Elaine May's 1972 comedy.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

Aren't there any good movies being made anymore? What is this world coming to when a guy like Ben Stiller can't even deliver the laughs in a comedy?

Maybe it's just me, but this was another bust of a flick. The previews included everything that was hilarious about this one and that makes sitting through the rest of the film torturous.

Despite some amiable performances, The Heartbreak Kid is neither as daring nor as funny as the Farrelly Brothers' earlier films.

Most jokes land with a thud - particularly the gross-out gags, which nearly 10 years after Mary now just feel played out.

If The Heartbreak Kid doesn't go totally wrong, its big problem is that it doesn't really go anywhere. It just sort of lies there.

If you watch this film, don’t expect much and you may not be too disappointed. Now there’s a ringing endorsement for ya!

I give it 1 Ben & Jerry's out of 5.

REVIEW: I AM LEGEND

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 4:06 PM

Will Smith in another apocalyptic film? Sign me up! I can't remember the last time I was this excited about one of our movie dates.

Wait, on second thought, let me rephrase that...ANY time spent with Wifey is exciting and I look forward to each and every one of those moments.

I knew going in that I Am Legend was a remake (Will Smith joins the ranks of Vincent Price in 1964's The Last Man On Earth and Charlton Heston in 1971's Omega Man) as the star of an adaptation of Richard Matheson's 1954 novel of the same name, and I also knew from the trailer that I was going to like this one. See it for yourself.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

Major letdown. I'm so disappointed.

I thought for sure this was going to be a fun and entertaining ride, but instead it was nothing more than a lazy attempt to get my hard-earned dollars.

The biggest complaint I have? How the heck does a movie star like Will Smith sign off and agree to a role where he will be up against LAUGHABLE and COMPLETELY FAKE looking CGI Zombies? You'd think the star of Independence Day would know better.

I know what you're thinking, "Come on Hubby. You mean to tell me that the ENTIRE movie hinges on whether or not computer animation looks believable enough?" Yes, that's precisely what I'm saying. It becomes such a distraction and makes the whole thing feel awful - it's painful to sit through and watch.

The monsters are routine CGI creations, crudely animated and unconvincing. In a film of such visual majesty and surprisingly weighty drama, they present an unfortunate and needless distraction.

I'll admith that I Am Legend overcomes questionable special effects and succeeds largely on the strength of Will Smith's mesmerizing performance.

With I Am Legend, Will Smith has accomplished what Tom Hanks did back in 2000 - effectively star in a movie that involves very little interaction with other human counterparts.

Still, Director Francis Lawrence lowers his game by resorting to cheap scares, the absence of which is pretty much all that saved his only other feature, 2005’s Constantine, from being completely laughable.

I was VERY DISAPPOINTED and so I'm only giving this 2 Ben & Jerry's out of 5.

REVIEW: WE OWN THE NIGHT

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 3:37 PM

What could be better than a cop movie that offers a bunch of A-List actors and the age-old story of good brother versus bad brother set within a family of cops type of environment?

We Own The Night appeared to be that type of film; the kind you would compare any future family-cop-drama to. The question is whether or not it could live up to the hype and lofty expectations.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

What do Mark Wahlberg, Robert Duvall, Joaquin Phoenix, and Eva Mendes have in common? They're all great actors in just a so-so movie.

Chalk this one up as nother movie that disappointed me. I must say that Hollywood is getting great at delivering a drop-dead awesome movie trailer. Unfortunately, the main feature never quite seems to measure up to that standard. It's a roller coaster, mainly because a good scene is typically followed by a bad one.

To sum it up, this film has bland characters, clichéd dialogue and rickety plotting and that ensures that We Own The Night never lives up to its potential. It was terribly written and just such a waste of great actors.

It's also worth mentioning that on my notes I wrote, "JP: Should get the 'Best Mumbler' Oscar" so that just added to my frustration with this one.

Although We Own the Night is never as suspenseful as it wants to be and can be a little formulaic, it never comes close to being boring, and that's something you can't say too often about movies these days.

So, for that very reason alone I'll still give it a 2.25 out of 5
Ben & Jerry's.

REVIEW: RATATOUILLE

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 3:36 PM

Another kid flick, Ratatouille was another movie that we originally picked out for the kids only to find that we wanted to sit down and invest the time to watch it ourselves from beginning to end.

Of course, this is the latest installment from the brilliant people from Pixar and it certainly didn't disappoint.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

I really, really liked this one. Pixar succeeds again with Ratatouille, a stunningly animated film with fast pacing, memorable characters, and overall good humor.

The computer animation was fantastic, but more impressive was the original storyline complete with interesting characters. I would even go so far as to say Ratatouille is an instant classic.

The unlikely dreamer at the center of the film's story is Remy, a Parisian rat with a natural talent for gourmet cooking. His keen sense of smell makes him valuable at sniffing out rat poison but Remy, inspired by deceased five-star chef Auguste Gusteau's teaching that "anyone can cook," wants more out of life.

Circumstances lead him directly to Gusteau's former restaurant, where he becomes a friend and partner to gangly garbage boy Alfredo Linguini. With Remy's help, Alfredo defies the doubts of Gusteau's current owner, the greedy and jealous Skinner, to become a star chef. And, in the process, wins the romantic attention of his lovely colleague Colette.

Animation long ago lost its reputation as simply "kids' stuff," but any hold-outs should be instantly converted by Ratatouille's effortless all ages appeal.

I really hope they make a sequel! I give it 3.75 Ben & Jerry's out of 5.

REVIEW: WE ARE MARSHALL

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 3:07 PM

We rounded our the testosterone series of movie dates with a sports flick We Are Marshall and I was very eager to check this one out.

Being the sports fanatic that I am I'm always looking for the next best epic to add to my list of All-Time-Greatest-Sports-Movies-Ever and this one looked like it had some potential of stealing one of the Top 3 spots (currently held by Hoosiers, Field of Dreams, and Slap Shot) after seeing the trailer.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

Most sports movies are based on real people, real teams, and real events. This one was no exception. What this "sports movie" had going for it that many of the others didn't was that it told the story of one of the worst collegiate sports tragedies to ever occur in ths country.

We get to see the real meaning of "community" when Marshall University - its faculty, coaches, students, and parents - fight to find common ground and a way back to a life worth living after a tragedy threatens to destroy all that is pure and good about life in general.

Despite the unique side to this drama, I have to mention that I think this is also the reason why this film fails to become a great one. Matthew McConaughey almost runs We Are Marshall to the end zone, but can't stop it from taking the easy, feel-good route in memorializing this historic event in American sports. Instead of We Are Marshall, the film could have easily been titled Inspirational Sports Drama.

A real-life tragedy such as this requires more depth and authenticity, though. In its rush to be inspiring, some things are never explained, and that keeps us at arm’s length emotionally.

Thus, I give this one 2 Ben & Jerry's out of 5.

REVIEW: THE HITMAN

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 2:46 PM

You know that we're not big fans of movies based on novels or comic books. Creating a film based on a video game is a whole different animal - one that should be extinct!

Still, there was something about the trailer we saw for The Hitman starring that guy from HBO's Deadwood that really grabbed us.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

Garbage. Complete and total garbage. I guess we have ourselves to blame for thinking this movie adaptation of a popular video game would be any different from those before it. You know, like such masterpieces as Double Dragon, Mortal Kombat, and Super Mario Brothers.

This movie had the potential to shatter those preconceived notions, but instead it only continued the sad trend. When our story begins we are given several interesting teasers regarding the main character's background. For some strange reason, however, none of them are explored beyond merely mentioning them.

This is where the film completely fails and lost us. The action was great and the special effects were pretty cool, but so what? We can get that in almost any movie these days.

Again, the potential to tell a really neat Alias-meets-Bourne Identity story was lost on the creators.

For their laziness I give this 1 Ben & Jerry's.

REVIEW: MICHAEL CLAYTON

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 2:34 PM

I was happy that we were going to switch gears for the next few movie dates. The chick-flick was wearing on my senses and emotional well-being and it was time to return to my manly roots.

How do you do that? Simple. Just watch movies that have a lot of action and explosions and throw in some good guys and bad guys. Do that and I'm a happy camper.

First in this next wave of manly movies for date night was the film Michael Clayton starring George Clooney.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

I really enjoyed this one. Michael Clayton is one of the most sharply scripted films of 2007, with an engrossing premise and faultless acting. Director Tony Gilroy succeeds not only in capturing the audience's attention, but holding it until the credits roll.

It was works as a smart and sophisticated thriller. Michael Clayton (George Clooney) is what is known in the legal world as a "fixer," or in the character's own pejorative version, a "janitor" who cleans up legal messes for VIPs and corporations on behalf of a prestigious New York City law firm. The story is about what happens when he is perceived to be a "mess" that needs to be "cleaned up" quickly.

The best part comes in the form of the wonderfully satisfying climax in the hotel lobby. Just wait and see! I also enjoyed how Gilroy uses visual elements to fit the overall theme like the motif of Clooney going down on the escalator at the end.

As another critic wrote, "With his chiseled good looks, dashing charm, and proven acting chops, George Clooney is the closest thing Hollywood has at the moment to an old-fashioned glamorous movie star. He's today's Cary Grant." I agree as this was one of his best performances and he already has his Oscar. This is a movie one can enjoy as much or more for its acting as for its plot.

I gave it a 4 out of 5
Ben & Jerry's.

REVIEW: BELLA

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 1:47 PM

Sticking with the alternatives-to-abortion theme in recent films, next up on our list was the independent feature Bella, which saw critical acclaim.

I'm not quite sure how we learned about this one, but we remembered that we wanted to see it and it made sense to group it together with similar films like Juno and August Rush.

Here's the trailer:




HUBBY'S REVIEW

Truth be told, I was a little disappointed with this movie. Yes, I applaud Hollywood for making another anti-abortion film although this one I fear was hijacked by the Religious Right, which I classify myself as being a part of - to an extent - politically.

For instance, every news item I saw about this film prior to seeing it framed it as being an "abortion movie" when I felt as if that was a mischaracterization. In fact, that was just a sub-plot to the story. A better description would've been to call it "a story of redemption, forgiveness, and healing" instead.

The acting was superb though and you get to see several no-name actors and actresses give some rather moving performances.

All in all, I give this one 2 Ben & Jerry's because it did not live up to all the hype or my high expectations.

RECOMMENDED:
Eduardo Verastegui: The Man Behind Bella

REVIEW: AUGUST RUSH

Posted by Hubby & Wifey at 1:21 PM

What is it about chick flicks that will either make a man roll his eyes in pure disgust or have his eyes well up before he sobs like a little baby?

Our next movie date was August Rush and I have to admit that I was caught completely off guard by the little bit of water that mysteriously appeared in my eyes by the end of the movie. What was it? Where did it come from? Why was it there?

For the answers to these burning (embarrassing?) questions let's review the film.

Here's the trailer:




WIFEY'S REVIEW

I can't seem to find where I put Wifey's review so I'll just tell you that she really loved this one and gave it a 4.

HUBBY'S REVIEW

Ok, so any movie that boasts the star of Felicity and another from Lord of the Rings definitely has my attention from the beginning. Then, once you throw in a sweet little boy who reminded me of my own son a few years from now I was hooked!

Maybe it was something I ate that night or maybe it was something in the air, but whatever it was I was experiencing it in the form of strong emotions throughout this one.

I'll start by stating that I'm liking the trend in Hollywood (if 2 recent and popular movies classifies as a "trend") where every unwanted or unexpected pregnancy doesn't have to end in abortion. It may be a small victory, but it's a victory nonetheless.

In this film the Keri Russell character has a one-night stand, which is completely uncharacteristic of her. She gets pregnant and things happen. I don't want to give anything away here, but the final scene is pretty powerful!

The additional sub-plots of this movie have to do with greed and how other people (especially those you think are closest to you) can and will use you for their own benefit if they think they can. It's a sad, but realistic portrayal of life in the 21st century.

I gave this one 2.75 Ben & Jerry's out of 5 making the OMD Rating a respectable 3.375 total.